Nickname: Oooooooomar! Enjoys: Deceptively slow bowling (given the bounding run up) Best Skill: Leg stump leaves; sweating Strength: His left buttock; His suitcase Weakness: Propensity to write his name on all his kit; Tendency to play straight balls with his left buttock Funniest Moment: Being hit by the ball, twice, during a tour match in…
Nickname: Adam Best Skill: Resplendent cover drive (in the 20th over) Best Advice: “Remember the leave shot” (whether for the recipient’s benefit or to prolong Stu’s own innings when batting with the lower order) Dislikes: Pretending he enjoys his brother scoring runs and taking wickets. Travelling Enjoys: Wafting and bowling short to create the illusion…
Nickname: We’re too scared to give him one Enjoys: Playing against women and colts; non-cricket related chat on WhatsApp Favourite shot: The play and miss off his bowling (which should count as a wicket) Best Team-talks: “If you don’t give me 7 overs I will flay you” Best Skill: Carries his own sawdust Weakness: Misanthropy…