2022

Nickname: Mupes, Muppet Best Skill: The sweepy, paddly thing to the leg Weakness: Belief in right and wrong; fondness for French DJs? (Inappropriate touching on tour he put down to beer after “concussion”) Dislikes: Inappropriate banter Biggest Fear: Boris Funniest Moment: “Concussion” on tour Best Moment: The century he scored for Crossbats (just before the…

Best skill: Nonchalant one-handed keeping Weakness: Literally his Achilles Dislikes: Anyone wanting to borrow his wicket keeping gloves Prized possession: Wicket keeping gloves Best moment: Any of a number of centuries Quote: “Maybe I’ll just sand another half ounce off it and then it will feel right”