Nickname: We’re too scared to give him one

Enjoys: Playing against women and colts; non-cricket related chat on WhatsApp

Favourite shot: The play and miss off his bowling (which should count as a wicket)

Best Team-talks: “If you don’t give me 7 overs I will flay you”

Best Skill: Carries his own sawdust

Weakness: Misanthropy

Best Moment: Winning best bowler award in 2022

Quote: “I think you’ll find the correct term is batsperson”