Nickname: Oooooooomar!
Enjoys: Deceptively slow bowling (given the bounding run up)
Best Skill: Leg stump leaves; sweating
Strength: His left buttock; His suitcase
Weakness: Propensity to write his name on all his kit; Tendency to play straight balls with his left buttock
Funniest Moment: Being hit by the ball, twice, during a tour match in Toulouse
Best Moment: Celebrating 28 at Cobham by buying multiple, multi-coloured shots … and then having to drink them
Quote: 7am “I’m really dehydrated this morning. Have you got any more gin and tonic.” 7.15am, after having drunk G&T: “Let me know if you’d like me to do some driving”