Nickname: Gums

Enjoys:  Taking wickets of any description

Dislikes: Others taking undeserved wickets

Best Skill: Wobble seam

Weakness: Diminishing bones

Prized possession: Antique codpiece

Quote: “Look at all those c*nts taking their dogs for a sh*t”;   “Bowl him a sh*t full bunger – that should do it“

Funniest Moments: Repeated & demonstrative disgust at poor fielding (including throwing his bucket hat & copious swearing – often caught on camera) followed by abject fielding of his own: cricketing karma