Nickname: Gums
Enjoys: Taking wickets of any description
Dislikes: Others taking undeserved wickets
Best Skill: Wobble seam
Weakness: Diminishing bones
Prized possession: Antique codpiece
Quote: “Look at all those c*nts taking their dogs for a sh*t”; “Bowl him a sh*t full bunger – that should do it“
Funniest Moments: Repeated & demonstrative disgust at poor fielding (including throwing his bucket hat & copious swearing – often caught on camera) followed by abject fielding of his own: cricketing karma