Nickname: Humph

Likes: All of his own posts on Facebook

Dislikes: Russians; arranging kit orders

Best Skill: Speaking slightly inferior French to Guy; starting fights; the reverse sweep*

Weakness: Injuries; pretty ladies; accessories

Funniest Moment: Refusing drinks, whilst hungover on a sweltering day for fear of facing the teammate he just ran out

Prized possession: Striped blazer; self-igniting wallet

Favourite Drink: Rosé

Best Moment: Averaging 84 on tour*

Quote: “I can throw in all the way from the boundary” *  (*citation needed)