Nickname: Skinner A

Best Skill: The shorter, sharper one when riled.  The laconic slog sweep for 6 (or almost 6)

Weakness: Cancelling tour participation at the last moment.  Going home after two Heineken Zeros

Dislikes: Being called Stuart. Slow batting. Inspirational team talks

Biggest Fear: Having a team with that man who just sits there smoking in it

Funniest Moment: Running out/being run out (“no it was you!”) by his brother

Best Moment: A winning season, and another, and another

Favourite Drink: Heineken Zero