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Captain Alistair Wright 07956-22-22-24

 

Saturday 2nd  Fixtures 2005 Comments
April 9th Morden CC
Cold day brightened by crazy new player. Top order failed....
16th Yarl
Ravi batted well, Gagi bowled well. Yarl found it too cold. Michael from the Wick was a great help! Mal Spiro staked his claim behind the stumps.
23rd Nashers
Winch took us close, very close. Wright scored his first run. Lips had his birthday. Mal stayed at No 9. Bob run himself out. 1st game at The Wick
30th The Blues
The Blues turned up with 5 players, took 4 of ours, we then played a 9 a side on a sunny day and lost but we will call it a draw. Skippers note: Must avoid Bank Holiday games. Highlight: Wright bowled Murray Snr caught Murray Jnr
7th May Bank of England
The pefect game. A time game we won! Declared early thanks to top order rush of runs. Fantastic opening partnership with Winch and Spiro. Great fielding. Reeve took last crucial wicket caught Fitch with three overs left. Rapley back behind the stumps with a great catch and then Sprio a superb catch running round the edge of the boudary off Jones. Winch dropped a slip catch! Wright caught a blinder. Whole team played a key part in this win.
14th Willesden
Another mauling from Willesden Green. We suffered some dubious outfield catching or lack of it (exception Alan Carter) Highlight of the day was Pads sending a ball skyward then half way down the pitch assuming he would be caught. Not so! As the ball was dropped, but this still left time for our agile West India friends to run him out!
21st Archers Tavern

Despite many efforts by Archers to get the game called off(short of players, FA Cup final and of course a spot of rain all lining up as excuses) the game went ahead in showery weather.The words "skip is it still on" drive Wright to near madness as he decides to open bowling and forgetting he has an injured arm. One ball later new youth selection Miles takes over. Further signs of madness were apparent when he gave one of our two only bowlers to the opposition as they were short, perhaps, in favour of a quite afternoon without Frank. As it turned out we put up a decent score and with Birch making an honourable season debut, we won, mainly because we held our catches and Archers Tavern, whilst having a decent bowling attack, can not bat for toffee.

28th Melrose
We won the toss and took full advantage batting first on a flat track and amassing a imposing total. Over the years there have been many promises of new players bringing new riches to the club then turning out to be complete idiots - not on this occasion as we were treated to a proper batting display by new boy Gary. He is welcome anytime. The opposition tried to talk there way to victory with the aid of Mark politely sledging each member of the team by name whilst he whacked another boundary, but it was not enough. Game finished at 8.00pm - note to skipper NO MORE 40 over matches - 35 is our maximum. Numerous injuries were reported as a result.
29th (Sunday)

Hampton Wick Royals

Tsunami Charity

Great game played in excellent spirit followed by BBQ and disco - raised £250 for charity.
4th June Pacific in Cambridge
Scores go like this: 1,3,2,19,3,4,3,1,0,6,2 all out 56 Yes, it's another tour where the cricket is just a way of passing time before the main event. More injuries this time to Rupert Barnes ( 4 stitches upper lip) and Ian Collier ( possible fracture wrist). We fielded for 60 overs, had a great lunch and tea in a superb location. Flaming Sambucas, Indian restaurant and  a trip to the Boomslang club. You know the rest.
11th Bank of England
New boy Rob picked up the "Duck Hat" on debut. Lips fielded like a pro and thereby injured himself. Steve Lings gave the oppo a chance by declaring Winch out LBW. A tight, fun game made more so by some interesting bowling and keeping and the 4 x 4 bye over! Desperate Bank of England sent out Dave Prentice's son ( aged 8) to try and knock of the winning runs. Farther looked on anxiously, gnawing at his fingers nails. We won - how I do not know.
18th Spelthorne
On a boiling hot day when Bangladesh beat Australia and Jason Kirkwood pocketed £2500 we won two games in a hastily organised round robin competition. Three teams turned up to play Spelthorne and our old friends Ploughmans.Crossbats specialise in this type of cricket of 15 over games when we know standing up in the field is limited to 30 minutes then we can have a breather. With the incentive of "looser stays on" the opposition had no chance. Sensing a pleasant afternoon lazing in the shade we stuffed Ploughman's, then rested and had a tight game against Spelthorne. We are the Champions! Well done Bangladesh. Man of Match Simon Fitch. Looser of Match Graeme Winch and the whole of Australia.
25th Saturday 1sts
Played on a stodgy wicket used that morning by the Colts, who, it appeared can not read or tell the time as they used our pitch. This was a well mannered affair with numerous batsmen walking without the need for the umpires finger. Game probably lost when the Skipper decided 3 years was a long enough break from bowling and it was time for a comeback. One over later we were struggling and the opposition delighted. The pressure was off....the game was over, the bar beckoned invitingly.
2nd July Plums in Winchester
The plums were squashed. Simon Fitch with a wonderful hatrick and Wright (taking the ball from an injured Reeve) 4 wickets for 15 runs. Beer match followed a much improved tea with no sign of a babybel but still the obligatory plums. So, it was off to our accommodation, a student digs that was perched on Mt Everest. Walking downhill to town with the excitement of the night to come was easy. Mark Rapley was missing, busy fabricating his story for the night. " I lost my glasses, fell over and tripped up, went to hospital and had a lobotomy." Seeking out the loudest bar in town we celebrated the cricket victory and then moved seamlessly to the local curry house. Curry over, it was time for some more exercise back up the hill of hills and our digs. Roll on The Pigs Nose!
9th Kingston Methodists
Well, not one our better days.Only setting the opposition 134 to win gave the Skipper an early headache. On a dry sunny afternoon with the ball rushing to all corners it was never on, despite a few early breakthroughs including a low bending slip catch from Wright & a dolly to Lings at mid on. Not enough runs meant it was also difficult to give everyone a game. Mind you that did have one advantage of a not so smelly changing room due to an early grumpy departure from Lippitt. Tut tut.....mid season tensions surface. Mal Spiro's initiative to raise money for charity yielded £31- so all was not in vain.
16th Melrose with Jazz at the pavilion
"Sorry Skip the sun was in my eyes" Finally, a sunny day at Hampton Wick but this caused our downfall. With the sun beaming down on a glorious afternoon catching dark red balls against a blue background presented a new challenge. No 1. The ball high in the air directly over Rapleys head. The warning cry was sounded " I can't see it" Fitch races in a comical style to try and make the catch - passing Rapley on the way. A good effort with Fitch ending a crumpled mess on the floor. No 2. A ball basted to deep mid wicket by Damesh - Carter hovers underneath, the ball hits his arm then chest and finally hits the ground. A brave effort. No 3. Another ball high into the covers, smartly spotted by the skipper ( as he moved out of the way) as being a clear chance for Reeve. Dropped. No 4. A huge hit again this time high over the gully area. Jones's chance but he was looking the wrong way. Winch, realising no one could catch anymore, saw his opportunity as Jones and Wright stared longingly at each other, pushed past them both and cleanly caught the ball. By this time the game was up and the Jazz beckoned with Rapley doing his customary disappearing act.
23rd Worcester Pk
As England faltered against the old enemy we completely fell apart with a dreadful batting performance scraping togther 59 runs. Tea became lunch and then a quick drink in the bar and home in time for the Six o'clock news. Highlight of the day was Clive Lawrence knocking some poor blokes helmet off when bowling a speedy delivery,
31st (Sunday) Six a side Tournament Cancelled - next year we try again!
3rdAug Mid Week Beckenham CC CANCELLED
6th Aug Camborne CC
In a timed game, Crossbats took to the field and restricted the hosts to 181 with Jones the pick of the bowlers taking 4.  Good support also from Fitch who was accurate and had little luck.  Dropped catches once again were a problem.  Keeper had to leave the field with a nosebleed as the pressure got too much. Crossbats just failed in a spirited attempt to overhaul Camborne's total - Reeves batting was particularly impressive reaching 40 + with good support from Kirk. Nice fixture, nice opposition, no showers but we will be back. Author M.Spiro Captain Alan Carter
13th Pig's nose Devon Tour
There was some late news delivered to Alan Carter on Thursday night on the eve of the tour. Our hosts advised us there would be no camp beds and to bring something to sleep on. For some reason Carter decided to keep this information to himself much to the surprise of Spiro and Kirkwood . Late that night Spiro paced round the music hall (our accommodation/bedroom/dorm) refusing to lie down on the hall floor preferring to spend the night in a chair whilst Kirwood chuntered on late into the starry night about paying £15 to sleep in such basic conditions. Yes, the tourette was off to a good start! Next day a familiar sight greeted the team. Rain. Lots of it. The locals promised good weather at 4pm - it seemed very unlikely. At the appointed hour a strange thing happened. A person dressed all in white entered the pub. The game was on! Leaving our home ( The Pigs Nose Pub) we made the short journey down the path where a local farmer had converted one of his fields into a cricket pitch.  The weather at this time seemed worse. It is difficult to explain quite how bizarre the conditions were. Imagine, if you will, playing cricket in a thick misty rain cloud. Not under it - I stress - but IN IT! Bowlers literally could not be seen running in until the last minute as they passed the umpire and appeared out of the gloom. Umpires advising the scorer of 4's and 6's did so by a loud shout to the boundary as no hand signals could be seen. Starting at 4pm we played 30 overs, lost the game, as we always do on tour, and headed back to the digs. A most enjoyable night followed with a blues band and the customary lock in till the early hours topped off with some fine singing from the local barmaids. The beer got cheaper, the jugs larger and the music louder then eventually late, late, into the night if was time to lie on the floor. This place is great!
20th Willesden
No doubt teams are now queuing up to play us as we failed again to register a win. Having said that, it was a better team performance with only three catches going down. Encouraged by their umpires, Willesden Green, eventually found their rhythm and accelerated past our target of 160 with ease. It was Malcolm's Spiro 20th anniversary with the club. We will wait until the 50th for our drink.
27th Yarl
A game played to the constant incessant background of a local band, rejected at the first round of Pop Idol. I am sorry to say this ground seems to be suffering from local vandals with the changing room broken into the previous night and having to be boarded up after our game. I say game - I mean slaughter. Advised to remove all valuables this information was not heeded by all the team with some small change reported missing. £1.50 can buy a small joint as was witnessed by Sir David as the locals puffed happily in their front gardens. Tea was the usual splendid Sri Lankan affair with pokoras available for all. On the pitch we were put into the field and suffered as Yarl amassed an imposing total. Another five catches were put down and with all fielders back on the fence these talented batsmen took us apart with sixes flying to all parts. 35 overs and 270 odd runs later it was our turn. No chance, but a useful opportunity to work on some batting averages.
3rd Sept Hampton Wick Royals
After a long consultation after winning the toss we elected to bat first and make full use of the bar facilities as we enjoyed our first outing on the 1st eleven pitch (for those of you who do not know the bar overlooks the pitch) After building his innings Spiro was out caught to a excellent catch at slip for 5. Enter Nick Reed, bottom pushed out in his elegant way. Moments later unable to control himself Wright did something not seen since 1978. Calling for a quick single as Nick dropped the ball down near his ankles. Completely aghast that such a run should be attempted Nick had no chance. Was the Duck cup in Mr Wrights thoughts? A much better performance from Crossbats followed and a somewhat surprising score was posted of 207. The sun still beating down we took to the field and soon found our limited attack being put to the sword. Turning to anyone who could claim to bowl Mal Spiro took his chance. Two wickets quickly followed and Malcolm was in unfamiliar territory bowling for a possible hatrick. Sadly, it was not to be but Crossbats had regained control of the match with Hampton Wick still chasing 50 to win. Could Rapley be the match winning bowler? 1.2 overs and 17 runs later we had the answer. No. However, it has to be recorded that we did OK ! We caught all - yes ALL our catches and posted a reasonable score. The bar followed and another beautiful sunset but alas we were alone as most of the opposition would have been arrested for under age drinking. Next week The Plums, I smell victory...........
10th Plums
Rain was always going to threaten this fixture. We managed to get half the game done before a torrential downpour arrived. Shame, the Plums turned up with 11 and bowled us out for about 110. They seemed determined not to be squashed, however, their batting was exposed by some excellent swing bowling from our "student UB40 graduate" Kirk Laight. Urged on by the prospect of a free tea a five wicket haul followed with Plums only scoring 17 runs. Then came the rain and the pub.
17th Stockwell Athletic
Put into field Crossbats set about the game with some optimism. The locker was full of bowlers and our opposition had only played a handful of games. Clive Lawrence whipped out the two openers in the first over and the unusual scent of victory was in the air. Over the next few hours our Moor Mead neighbours were reminded about why cricket being played on the green was perhaps not a wise reason to buy a house in the area. Balls rained down on cars, roofs and at one moment an unfortunate dog out with it's owner for a quite afternoon shit. Whilst the oppositions umpires dozed away at square leg missing some inspired wicket keeping we spiraled out of control as the score racked up. Finally it was all over and a sizeable total was set. Well, if the locker was full of bowlers it left no room for any batsmen as we fell on our sword. The Duck Cup soon became the main focus of the afternoon with many of the team staking a late claim. Two more games to go........
24th Strongroom CC
With the knowledge that Pacific gave this lot a beating we approached this fixture with some degree of optimism. I am sorry to report we were again set an imposing total and with our hopeless batting we stood little chance. It was good to see Simon Groves back for a game and he made a valiant attempt to chase the target in the early overs. John Gumbley batting at 10 got the biggest cheer of the match when he passed the highest score in the team of 19. Next week is our last game followed by the awards for best batsmen etc. Can someone win a trophy for achieving a batting average of just 14? We shall see.
1st Oct Pacific
We play cricket for days like these. After a run of lost games stretching back to July when it was hot and sunny Crossbats on this chilly Autumnal afternoon achieved the impossible. We won. Yes, I say again, we won. Pacific are a strong team, they trounced us back in June but this was our time. Skippers privilege is to opening the bowling at the end of the season and with the opposition chasing a mediocre target of 151 it seemed the presentations scheduled for the pub later that night would be starting early. Hypnotized by the lack of spin, balls lofted high into the setting sun then bouncing ankle length in the rain was just too much for the Pacific top order. Winch, applying similar technique the other end proved to be a masterstroke. For the first time in months we felt the tingling sensation of a possible win. It has to be noted that Pacific have the luxury of a master class player. This Aussie can keep, bowl and bat like a true pro. He is young, handsome and endowed with a considerable amount of curly hair and also has a good sledging technique. So, when you get some one of this class thrusting his pads out not daring to use his bat to Wrights"hand throwing grenade bowling" - well something has to be wrong. This was the young lads last match in England as a contracted player to Pacific so he will be taking some interesting memories of his last game back to his mates in Australia. A ball fizzed skyward. Moor Mead was deathly still. You could hear a pin drop whilst we waited to see if our new boy Laight would cling on to the catch.  Goodbye class batsman. Please leave the arena....... Meanwhile, Billy Bunter was getting stuck in thumping balls down to the fine leg boundary. The game was not ours yet. Enter Spiro. Confidence high after a sound 23 with the bat it was his time to bowl. Mr Bunter, ever true to his style, slogged the ball down to deep backward square leg and found the gut of Groves. Spiro then removed Smith next ball and a possible hat trick was on the cards. Sadly this was not to be but Crossbats closed in for the kill with Reeve polishing off the tail. A win. A great win that we can enjoy in the dark winter months.